>>connecting to subnet

>>connected

>>ERROR!! 1503: NOT AUTHORIZED

>>handshake offered by ///sub.imp

>>autoshake engaged

>>ERROR!! 3404: NO CREDENTIALS

>>autoshake FAILED

>>handshake DENIED

>>MESSAGE FROM admin@sub.imp

>>>>YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ACCESS IMPERIAL OMNICOMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT CREDENTIALS OR AUTHORIZATION. BY GRACE OF HIS IMPERIAL BRILLIANCE THIS ACT OF IMPUDENCE IS FORGIVEN IN PERPETUITY. FURTHER ATTEMPTS AT UNCREDENTIALED ACCESS WILL BE MET WITH SIMILAR GRACE. ATTEMPTS AT CIRCUMVENTING THE WILL OF HIS IMPERIAL BRILLIANCE BY ACCESSING THIS SUBNETWORK WITHOUT CREDENTIALS BY NEFARIOUS MEANS WILL BE TREATED AS AN ACT OF ESPIONAGE AND BE SUBJECT TO ALL IMPERIAL LAW BOTH CRIMINAL AND ROYAL PERTAINING TO SAID ACTS. TO RECEIVE CREDENTIALS PLEASE REPORT TO A DULY APPOINTED REPRESENTATIVE OF HIS IMPERIAL BRILLIANCE TO BEGIN THE PROCESS OF FEALTY. MESSAGE ENDS.

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